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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
10:50 pm
For fun? How to know if you're Chinese?
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1. You look like you are 18 yrs old. - Well, my friend thought I was 17..
2. You like to eat chicken feet. - Love it. XD
3. You suck on fish heads
and
fish fins. - Not the heads. =/
4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
5. You sing karaoke.
6. Your house is covered with tile.7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease
.8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
. - I don't see why you must do that.. =_=
9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. - Used to. XP
10. You've never kissed your mom or dad. (my mom, yes. not my dad)
11. You've never hugged your mom or dad.
12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. - It's not that bad. =.=
13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
14. You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. - Sixth grade. XP
15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up.
16. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable.
17. You love to use coupons. - Who doesn't?
18. You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol.
19. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. - I help my parents find them. XD
20. You take showers at night! - =P
21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. - I'm not that rich... I take home free stuff though. I'm cheap. Hehe...
22. You don' t mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room. - I mind, actually..
23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male. - I'm not a male, but I have a lot... T_T
24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. - I know it's table manners, but it's only recently I found out and I'm not used to it...
25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently. - =P
26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack.
28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can re-use the paper. - I've too little patience for it.
29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. - I don't buy cards, actually. I use e-cards. XPP
(cheap...)30. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. - Most of the time...
31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.
- Urgh...
32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. - I've no dishwasher. T_T
34. You have never used your dishwasher. - That's cause I've none. ._.
35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. - Used to... till we got lazy to refill it.
36. You eat all meals in the kitchen. - I eat in front of my com.
37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.38. You have a piano in your living room.39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth). - Uh, no.
40. You twirl your pen around your fingers.41. You hate to waste food. - Sadly it's cause most of the time I'm still hungry. T_T
42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. - Yes. They're still edible. =P
43. You don't own any real Tupperware only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers and jam jars. - I DO have some.. though most are takeout containers. =/
44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. - I have a formerly chocolate spread glass. XP
45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. - =P Unintentionally. Not like they're used for displays...
46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger, and squid.
47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. - Duh?
48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. - He can, though. =P
49. The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
50. You don't use measuring cups.
51. You beat eggs with chopsticks. - I use fork.
52. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
53. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling information (*69) costs 50 cents. - handphone phonebook counted? XP
54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm. - yeah, otherwise it's they're still asleep.
55. If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female, you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth. - ... Unfortunately I'm not feminine enough. =/
56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. - Not necessarily Chinese... I HATE anything that is dubbed
(ESPECIALLY ANIME!!!). I love subtitles. =D
57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
58. You've learnt some form of martial arts.
59. Shaolin actually means something to you.
60. You like congee with thousand-year-old (century) eggs.
61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
62. You never call your parents just to say hi. - I hate talking on the phone.
63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. - They trust me enough. =P
64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to "yeet hay".
65. You know what yeet hay is. - wth is that?
66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you only 10 feet apart. - I IM them. =PP
67. You use a face cloth. - Tissues.
68. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. - Of course! XP
69. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry
or
electronics. - My dad does, and so I know where to find them. =p Electronics, that is.
70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again.
71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. - XP
73. You know what moon cakes are.74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. - I'm not that desperate...
75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. - my dad does. X/
76. You iron your own shirts.
77. You play a musical instrument. - Vocal chords counted? Used to learn piano, organ, violin, percussions... But that's all it is,
used to.
78. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.
79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle. - It's nice. ^^
80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes
. - My mum does. Out of mannerism. Dunno about the thought. XPP
81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. - My aunt and my churchmate catfought recently. *snatch* *snatch* XPP
82. You majored in something practical like engineering, accounting, medicine or law.
83. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. - It's nice what. =P
84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant, and if you do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more.
85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. - I hate it.
86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. - Shyness.
LOL.87. You know why there are 88 reasons. - 8 is the number for prosperity. Lucky number. Or something like that, forgot. right?
88. You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends. - i won't bother.
